Jezebel is mostly worthless (like any Gawker site) but this one was worth sharing. Steel yourself for good feels.
I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.
Five dollars that dog is like:
“Fuck these whitebread entitled douchebags.”
“He don’t love you girl, your jacket just complementary colors with his ‘gay inferno red’ scooter.”
“WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU DRIVING, J CREW. On second thought don’t - I’ll get thrown free from the wreck and your no-helmet wearing ass is done for. I’ll be back in the barrio before your body grows cold.”
“Damn I look good in this cheetah collar. Steez for miles.”
…I may be very bored and projecting.
Pony Pony Run Run, “Hey You” Crystal Fighters Mix
Wish I was young enough
Wish you were made just for me
Canadian holiday, did Front Squat / Press / Deadlift in work gym. Mostly just rehab stuff.
Bike 60 mins.
Back Squat 225 x 5
Bench Press 215 x 5
skipped deadlifts as we were running late and I did the regular crossfit class of…
Hang Power Squat Clean 4x3 @ 135
5 rounds of:
AMRAP 3 mins
3 Deadlifts @ 225
6 pullups (strict)
9 KB swings @ 32 kilos / 2 pood
rest 1 minute
Averaged about 2 rounds. Feeling low energy and that 2 pood KB was super slippery.